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Friday, February 27, 2009Y
sigh of relief

*phew*

know what?

it's 11.58pm now.

you know what is going to happen in the next minute?

the submission for physics ask assignment closes.

and it closed.

i was like just realised i hvnt DONE my physics when it was lyk 11.24pm.

YES, I HVNT EVEN TOUCHED ON IT JUST 35 MINUTES BEFORE THE LAST CHANCE OF SUBMISSION!

thank goodness i played wif rach, jc and rochee wif the ruler exp. tingy tingy dey learnt in bio b4. if not i'm so going to hand in a blank question c assignment. it's a blessing to have squadmates. unfortunately, i nid to be in npcc to have these wonderful squadmates. wadeva, sum1 told me not to tell ppl i'm frm rvnp so, dey're not my squadmates, dey're my FRIENDS.

i nearly suffered from hyperventilation just now.

hates np.

love squadmates. friends.

anyway, din go 4 cca 2dae. sum1 said tt if u're not interested, u might as well not come for activity. n tt sum1 said tt if u do not hv ur pt kit wif u, dun bother coming for activity too!

ohya, the new teacher quite suay. first time call me n my hp seems to have had a bad impression on her. it died out on her. (ran out of batt.)

hopefully dey wun be giving me a demerit bcos a teacher called me when my hp is running out of batt and it died on her n it seemed as though i hanged up on her.

wadeva.

ohya, cid tis week was quite interesting, though we were the ones hu made it interesting 4 ourselves, not the lessons. i tink wenjia found this:

~flashback~
Q: what is nothing?
A: nothing is something that expresses the absence of anything (or sumwhere along tt line)

Q: what is anything?
try answering this! mayb... tag ur answer? try before looking at the answer, really.
THE
ANSWER
IS
:
anything is a brand of soft drinks associated with whatever. (or sumwhere along tt line)
~end of flashback~

yep, tt was quite funny when we heard that.

another thing we heard during cid was tt sum poor guy initially got lyk 22 out of 35 for physics, then after some teacher(llm) look through it once, he lost 7 marks n he failed.

ends at 11:58 PM

Thursday, February 12, 2009Y
LOL!!!

first, about the post to dedicate to ber mama, it shall be postponed to the nxt bcos i'm lazy to upload picts on weekdays. lalala.

kayy, today was funny. lyk... me n rachel, we kept bumping into 曹操s. let's start from... stalking student A. (i dun wan to get bashed up when he accidentally reads tis n noe we stalked him)

ehh so me, rach, yawen, liuqiao n yanhua, we took the same bus home, den student A was on the same bus too. n sometime along the journey we realised student A did not alight where he usually alights. den we arrived at the conclusion that student A is going to his gf hse.

den we reach the interchnge den yawen go take her bus, leaving me, rach n yanhua.(liuqiao alighted frm the bus earlier on) we tried to stalk student A but sumhow he got into the train b4 us n we couldnt get in becos dere's so many ppl. (mayb he hired them to stop us. sinister.)

anyway, so we gave up hope on stalking him n got onto the nxt train. (btw, yanhua takes the train on the other line)

so me n rach were chatting abt random topics when we were abt to alight, we sumhow got to the topic on badminton partners. n she said sumting abt student B, lyk if she partner with him, he will be calculating lyk where the shuttle will land b4 going to hit it wadeva.

anyway, the really funny ting tt happened when me n rach suddenly started lafing was tt the moment we step out of the train and head to the escalator, we see student B alighting frm the same train. n we tried real hard to not to laf so somehow we 扯到 physics n sae "mayb he heard us" (which obviously not becos he was cabins away from us den dere are lotsa human beings between us)

btw, if u hvn realised, student B was the first 曹操 we met.

den we walked to the bus interchnge den saw rach bus come (she din alight at first 'cause she was eating pie) which is the same bus student A should be taking if our conclusion from some quite a lot of paragraphs b4 tis. den we were lyk seeing if he's on the bus. n our observation was tt he's not.

right after the bus left, the same bus (as in the bus service) came. just then, we saw student A walking to the bus. den rach just stopped eating n ran to board the bus n further stalk him.

so, student A was the second 曹操.

so after tt, we were lyk sms-ing each other so i get updated on the stalking student A operation.

our conversation went lyk tis:
me: ppl will tink im crazy. i cant stop smiling to myself
rach: i am geographically advantaged coz im directly behind him (i tink student A will noe hu he is if he evr reads tis)
rach: lol! im like smiling too! i bet he cant am chio le (the am chio part is bcos we chat^6-ed abt him am chio-ing bcos we cant get on the train n stalk him)
me: lol!
me: lol. we so lucky 2dae. [kip bumping into 曹操](edited to avoid misleading u poor confused exhausted reader who read on till now.)
rach: ok he gt off le bt im too lazy to folo

end of story. yes, finally.

random fact of the day:
when i type my name vry fast, it usually turns out lyk tis:
linxaun/lixnaun.
try pronouncing tt?

lazy to put in the colours. blehh. mayb tis post can be used as an evidence to show tt im lazy.

edit: ehh. i cut out the irrelevant parts n chnged the alight-boarding part. hee. ehhto, rach will upload the big bad bat bernice n her story picts. :DD

ends at 9:19 PM

Sunday, February 8, 2009Y
the (.......) awards

先声明 因为经费的问题 以下中奖者都没有奖品 经济不景气嘛

~~~ cut in ~~~
this is the reply to the tags.
shir: hello!! kay then, i shall change it.
rochee: you came!! lalala.
steph: oohhh i see. but u still got crab.
some random guy which i dun evn noe the language in his blog: thanks.
shir: yeppy. thanks, i'm enjoying it so far 'cos i'm not doing my hw. xP
rach and ber: so i did.
ber: oopsies. so may i post ur story? i mean, cheng ben ni's story.
whew~
~~~ end of cut in ~~~

The Most Disgusting Delicious Dish of the Week
created on: 5 Feb 2009, Thursday
venue: rv canteen
time: between 1320 - 1400
name: 吃琳轩计划

1. find a linxuan
2. boil some water (note: use a XXXXXXXXXXL pot)
3. add in the linxuan (note: if you were unable to find a XXXXXXXXXXL pot, try cutting linxuan up)
4. now all you have to do is to w8 for the ingredients to be completely cooked. (note: if u found a XXXXXXXXXXL pot, u just hv to w8 till linxuan stops screaming. but if u cut her up just now... find ur own way)

other dishes tt can be cooked with a linxuan:
- hair: 发菜
- organs: 'linxuan' 杂汤 (?)
- bones: 'linxuan' 骨茶
people who have cut linxuan up can also try these dishes...

credits to: rachel, bernice and linxuan
mostly rachel but bernice started the use of diff parts (i tink) as for me... at least let mi claim sum credit for allowing myself to be the main ingredient.


The Easiest Way to Kill Get a Specimen of an Ant
created on: 5 Feb 2009, Thursday
venue: rv canteen
time: between 1320 - 1400
apparatus: ants and liquefied glue

1. spot an ant/some ants
2. grab your glue
3. open the glue cap
4. squeeze out some glue on the ant(s)
5. wait for the glue to dry (you may wish to observe how the ant struggles, if they can, so that when your specimen is missing of a leg or so, you know where to find it)
6. remove the glue which supposedly has an ant/some ants enveloped in it carefully.

credits to: jingyi


Best Nickname of the Week

Big Bad Bat Bernice

credits to: rachel
i shall go and ask if she has the picture, it adds a lot of effect


by the way, the above stuff are a lil diff frm the original ones which we discussed. i have stm, sorry but i tried to restore the full idea. *bows 180degree* (to add to the dramatic effect, or wud u lyk 270/360?)

mayb i'll post THE STORY up nxt time, tink it'll be too long a post wif all the pictures. mayb after i see a tag after i post this up, so that at least someone sees all these. (i type until vry 辛苦 de) Anticipation!!

hopefully no one comes to request for my organs or bones to cook soup for their dinner. *trembles* such a dangerous task, indeed i must be credited.

ohh and, any suggestions for the name of the award?



TWEWY FTW!!! rachel taught me tt.



i just realised i am vry not creative and tends to copy ppl. tt makes me a copycat.

no wonder mandy said im cute.

im getting random again.

i'm a random copy cat.

ends at 12:21 AM